Sunday, September 30, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Part A of my Fanfiction - Outrageous Fortunes
Loretta awoke suddenly with an intensifying urge to be sick. Running to the bathroom she proceeds to hurl up last nights dinner.
Pascall who happened to walk past the toilet saw what her sister was doing and shrieked “Oh no, you’re not pregnant are you!”
Loretta spun around and yelled “No f***ing way” slamming the door in Pascall’s face. Loretta then got to thinking, “F**k what if I am pregnant, that means that Hayden Peters got me up the duff. F**k he’s skipped the country, I’ll do more than burn his house down this time, I’m going to kill him!”
“Pull your f**cking head together, Loretta think to herself. “Its mums bloody cooking last night”.
Loretta then dragged herself back to bed slamming the door behind her, where she spends the rest of the day hiding.
Sheryl arrives home with takeaways for dinner. Smashing on Loretta’s door she demands she get out of bed for tea. Ignoring Sheryl’s order Loretta throws the blankets over her head and declares she’s staying put.
During the normal dinner bickering Pascall sarcastically tells the rest of the West family at the dinner table that Loretta was puking in the toilet earlier that morning.
Sheryl leaps from her chair screaming “Where the f**k are my cigarettes?”
“I’ll get you a drink” says Wayne as Pascall searches for Sheryl’s cigarettes.
Grandpa pipes up with “Oh my god she’s not up the duff to that Hayden f**king Peters is she?”
Sheryl leaves the kitchen, cigarette in her mouth and drink in her hand heading straight for Loretta’s room.
Grandpa who is now rolling his eyes in the back of his head says “As if Van turning to God isn’t crazy enough now there’s a bloody kid on the way”.
Wayne glares at Pascall from across the table saying “Did you really need to stress your mother out without knowing the truth; she’s got enough crap going on with Van at the moment”.
Pascall huffs at Wayne and storms out the front door slamming it behind her.
“Well Ted, I think dinners over” said Wayne. Grandpa then got up scavenging what food was left over and headed for this caravan.
Sheryl burst into Loretta’s room dragging on her cigarette. “Loretta what the f**k’s going on, are you pregnant” asks Sheryl.
Jumping out of bed Loretta says “Bloody hell mum, No! Are you diluted in the head, it was your cooking last night it gave me food poisoning”.
“Like f**k it was my cooking, no one else is sick. You’ve got morning sickness”, said Sheryl.
Loretta then calms her mother down and tells her that she is not pregnant, that there is no way she could be and reassures her it must just be a bug. Sheryl then stops stressing and believes what Loretta has told her. She kisses her daughter and leaves the room muttering something about getting Pascall.
Loretta throws the blankets back over the head thinking to herself how long she can stall her mum before she finds out that she really is pregnant!
Sheryl walks back into the lounge to find that everyone has left except Wayne. She cuddles up to him on the couch while lighting her sixth cigarette since dinner. She looks up at Wayne and says “Why are you still here, how can you cope with this lot of mine”. Wayne tilting his head around facing Sheryl kissing her on the cheek says “I wouldn’t have it any other way!”.
Pascall who happened to walk past the toilet saw what her sister was doing and shrieked “Oh no, you’re not pregnant are you!”
Loretta spun around and yelled “No f***ing way” slamming the door in Pascall’s face. Loretta then got to thinking, “F**k what if I am pregnant, that means that Hayden Peters got me up the duff. F**k he’s skipped the country, I’ll do more than burn his house down this time, I’m going to kill him!”
“Pull your f**cking head together, Loretta think to herself. “Its mums bloody cooking last night”.
Loretta then dragged herself back to bed slamming the door behind her, where she spends the rest of the day hiding.
Sheryl arrives home with takeaways for dinner. Smashing on Loretta’s door she demands she get out of bed for tea. Ignoring Sheryl’s order Loretta throws the blankets over her head and declares she’s staying put.
During the normal dinner bickering Pascall sarcastically tells the rest of the West family at the dinner table that Loretta was puking in the toilet earlier that morning.
Sheryl leaps from her chair screaming “Where the f**k are my cigarettes?”
“I’ll get you a drink” says Wayne as Pascall searches for Sheryl’s cigarettes.
Grandpa pipes up with “Oh my god she’s not up the duff to that Hayden f**king Peters is she?”
Sheryl leaves the kitchen, cigarette in her mouth and drink in her hand heading straight for Loretta’s room.
Grandpa who is now rolling his eyes in the back of his head says “As if Van turning to God isn’t crazy enough now there’s a bloody kid on the way”.
Wayne glares at Pascall from across the table saying “Did you really need to stress your mother out without knowing the truth; she’s got enough crap going on with Van at the moment”.
Pascall huffs at Wayne and storms out the front door slamming it behind her.
“Well Ted, I think dinners over” said Wayne. Grandpa then got up scavenging what food was left over and headed for this caravan.
Sheryl burst into Loretta’s room dragging on her cigarette. “Loretta what the f**k’s going on, are you pregnant” asks Sheryl.
Jumping out of bed Loretta says “Bloody hell mum, No! Are you diluted in the head, it was your cooking last night it gave me food poisoning”.
“Like f**k it was my cooking, no one else is sick. You’ve got morning sickness”, said Sheryl.
Loretta then calms her mother down and tells her that she is not pregnant, that there is no way she could be and reassures her it must just be a bug. Sheryl then stops stressing and believes what Loretta has told her. She kisses her daughter and leaves the room muttering something about getting Pascall.
Loretta throws the blankets back over the head thinking to herself how long she can stall her mum before she finds out that she really is pregnant!
Sheryl walks back into the lounge to find that everyone has left except Wayne. She cuddles up to him on the couch while lighting her sixth cigarette since dinner. She looks up at Wayne and says “Why are you still here, how can you cope with this lot of mine”. Wayne tilting his head around facing Sheryl kissing her on the cheek says “I wouldn’t have it any other way!”.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Change of Fanfiction Idea
OUTRAGEOUS FORTUNES
I have changed my idea for my Fanfiction. I will now be writing a new epsiode for the New Zealand T.V. programme Outrageous Fortunes. I have many ideas at this point about what I am going to do. Some of them include making one of the West women pregnant, Van turning to God to try and connect with Aurora,making someone from the past coming back to visit. I also might change the setting for this epiosde. I am also thinking about telling the episode from one persons perspective and how they see thing running or happening within the West Family.
What do you guys think about my new idea?
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
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